A Leprechaun Story . . .

I caught a  little Leprechaun one day and he said if I let him go he  would granted me one wish.     "I want to  live forever, " I said.     "Sorry"  said the Leprechaun, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes  like that!"     "Fine" I  said, "Then just allow me to live until the day after the  Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl!"     "Ahh tis a  crafty bastard you are," said the Leprechaun.